Snack Worx Corn Chips
And now for something completely different. I’ve been noticing that the ratio of post length to reward factor (i.e. comments) for Cheap Eats is seriously whacked. The more time I spend going on and on...
View ArticleBugles
Stop the presses. Hear ye, hear ye. Po-tee-weet. And other such flatulent remarks. You say you want a revolution. Well, you know, we all just want some Bugles. I keep typing Buggles instead of Bugles....
View ArticleFruit Roll-Ups
Man, what a day. I mean, man what a week. Hmm… let’s extend that to, man what a month. Man, what a year. Man, what a life. Et cetera, exaggerated and so on. In case you haven’t noticed, I am very, very...
View ArticlePizza Bites
I’m in a charitable mood this morning. That’s right. What I’m going to do right now, right here and now, is NOT wankle around. Wankling – that would be a word that’s a literary bastardization of my own...
View ArticleMac n Cheese Hot Dog
Before you blurt out, “What is this godforsaken malarkey,” I would like to assure you that this kind of things does not NOT happen very, very often. In a perfectly sane, normal world, I wouldn’t be...
View ArticleWasa Crispbread
Whassup. Yes, I did buy this Wasa Crispbread entirely for its moniker’s resemblance to the catchphrase from that outdated, archaic, so-1999 commercial filled with telephonically challenged idiots who...
View ArticleMesquite BBQ Pringles
These Pringles cost 35 cents. I hit Big Lots the other day in order to try to get back to my “roots”: Cheap, close-to-expiring salty snacks that are the reason America is fat. By the way, did I mention...
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